Tsvetkoff on Tumblr
Tsvetkoff on Tumblr
Project Manager & Web Designer in love with the beautiful and usable websites, with the aesthetics of the typography and the good beer... :) Enjoy my Tumblr.
What doesn’t kill you, makes you… wish it did.
Dear employees,
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. that you can handle.
Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEES EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for a promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
1. I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
2. If I save time, when do I get it back?
3. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
4. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s Left.
5. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
6. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… What more can I say.
7. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
8. The Best of Provebs: Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough.
9. Living on Earth may be expensive … but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
10. Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep!
11. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who’s in hurry?
12. Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
13. A good discussion is like a miniskirt - Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
14. Can you do anything that other people can’t?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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