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Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz.
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Male and female and sometimes camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cow and dog too!
Consul: Man, isn’t it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer - deer run too fast!

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